What he said to the copper.

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What he said to the copper.

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At 8.54 pm Senior Constable Freeman commenced to interview the accused. The interview was recorded on a video disk, Exhibit A1. A transcript of the interview is Exhibit A2. The interviewer asked 526 questions and the accused answered each of them. The interview finished at 10 pm. The following questions and answers seem to me to be relevant:
Q 35 Have you recently consumed any alcohol?

A Yes.
Q36 When was the last time you had a drink?

A About 4 o'clock this morning.

Q 37 4 o'clock this morning?

A Yeah.
Q 38 And when did you start drinking?

A Probably about 8 o'clock I dare say, yeah.

Q 39 8 o'clock when?

A The previous night.

Q 40 So 8 pm?

A Yeah.
Q 41 And how many drinks would you have consumed in that time?

A Not exactly sure.

Q 42 Don't know?

A Maybe 6, 8 or 10, 12.

Q 43 Okay.

A Could have been. Who would know?

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Q 77 On Wednesday 22 December 2010 at 32 Woollum Crescent, Rivett, in the ACT, you threatened to kill your father Mario Gobin by pointing a firearm at him. Do you understand the allegation?

A I do.

Q 78 In your own words tell me what you care to tell me.

A (In part) That's bullshit. Total fucking bullshit. Bullshit. He would have been in bed by that time. He is just an arsehole. Basically he tries to sabotage everything I fucking do. He's an absolute arsehole. There is no fucking way I pointed a gun at him. I don't know anything like that. And like I said he would've been in bed at that fucking time.

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A 91 (The question is irrelevant) Just was drinking piss and what I can remember is the old lady - I think my old actually because I am living at the front of the house there and you have got these curtains and I closed the curtains.

Q 92 Yes?

A You would have to look at it but anyway and I think he must have fucking yanked it open like the curtains and he was fucking yelling something out right. And the old lady has popped her head in and said 'do you have a gun?' I said 'No, I am looking for my fucking lighter' because I think I had to go back outside to look for my fucking lighter.

Q 93 Yes?

A And, yeah, I didn't think too much of it and I went outside and I fucking had a smoke and shit and I came back in and my guns were fucking gone. So he reckoned, the arresting officer, reckons the police got them straight away like the old man didn't touch them. I thought the fucking old man took them.

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A 128 (The question is irrelevant) That allegation is a lot of shit.

Q 129 Okay.

A There is no way I pointed the fucking gun at him.

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Q 163 What condition were they in under your bed?

A Just under my bed. What do you mean 'what condition'?

Q 164 Well were they loaded? Were they unloaded? Did they have magazines in them?

A I think the shotgun might have been loaded. I don't know about the other one.

Q 165 How many firearms do you have would you say?

A Just the three.

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Q 177 So you said that the shotgun was loaded.

A Yeah, usually I have some just dummy blanks in it, you know what I mean. You just cut the fucking end off it.

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Q 221 When was the last time you handled them?

A Probably a couple of days ago, I don't know.

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Q 236 Did you handle (I interpose - the rifles and shotgun) last night?

A No.

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Q 264 Did you say anything to your father to that effect (I interpose - hitting him on the head with an iron bar) any time during the night?

A No, I didn't. I didn't talk to him.

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Q 305 Regarding the shotgun you said that you stored them under your bed. Did anyone else know that you stored them under there?

A No. I assume the old man must've known because he took them but he, like, he never even knew they were at the fucking house. No one knew they were at the house. But he has obviously gone in there and seen them because he has taken them and he must have known that they were there for awhile. So fucking who knows. I don't give a shit.

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Re: What he said to the copper.

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Citation?
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Re: What he said to the copper.

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In the link!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Re: What he said to the copper.

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:oops:

mea culpa!
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