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So I walked into a bar...
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 4:04 pm
by Joe Guy
I was in a pub the other night.
Had a few....
I noticed two large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked,
"Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland ?"
One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said,
"Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"
That's the last thing I remember..
Re: So I walked into a bar...
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 4:18 pm
by Lord Jim
Joe, I see that once again you have failed to do your due diligence, and posted something someone else already posted...
I think it was Keld who posted it originally...
(But that's okay, you tell it much better...)
Re: So I walked into a bar...
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 5:13 pm
by Joe Guy
Due diligence is much too time consuming.
Re: So I walked into a bar...
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 5:48 pm
by dales
I'm never consumed by due dilligence.
Re: So I walked into a bar...
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 10:47 pm
by The Hen
... And it is still a good joke.
Re: So I walked into a bar...
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 11:39 pm
by Rick
Don't think it was me, I don't know any jokes about Wales.
Large women on the other hand...
Re: So I walked into a bar...
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 11:44 pm
by Lord Jim
My mistake...
It was Miles:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=5990
Re: So I walked into a bar...
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 12:21 am
by Joe Guy
So, two Irishman walked out of a bar...
No, really, that could happen!
Re: So I walked into a bar...
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 8:46 pm
by Jarlaxle
Of course, and without drinking anything!
The bartender had sold his last pint of Guinness an hour earlier, and the lorry delivering more was late with a flat tyre.
Re: So I walked into a bar...
Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 9:22 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Joe Guy wrote:So, two Irishman walked out of a bar...
No, really, that could happen!
Fixed that for you, Joe