Medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

[Gob]

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?


In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:



GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'



I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome: Both are fatal.

[loCAtek]

Ha! Here's one;

Two guys are getting shit-faced in a bar, when one them has so much to drink he pukes on himself. 'Oh shit!' he cries, 'My wife is gonna be pissed! I told her I wouldn't drink so much tonight!'

'Don't worry', his friend says, 'Just put this twenty dollar bill in your front pocket. When your wife asks what happened, just say you were helping a drunk buddy out and he puked on you. Then he was so sorry he gave you the twenty for the dry cleaning!'

'That's great!' the drunk replies.

When he gets home, his irate wife instantly notices the puke. After giving his alibi, the wife touched by his brotherly concern, offered to clean her husband's shirt... 'Whats this twenty in the other pocket?' She asked.

'Oh, he also crapped my pants.'

[Rick]

All I know is, when yer guts and yer balls are hanging around together ya got a hernia...