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What does the half do?

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:37 pm
by Gob
THE developer planning Australia's largest brothel has been granted the right to proceed, but a court has curbed its ambitions by imposing a limit of 1.5 patrons to every sex worker.

Stiletto in Camperdown wanted permission for a $12 million expansion accommodating up to 160 people at its Parramatta Road business at any one time, including almost three patrons for each of its 40 sex workers.

The NSW Land and Environment Court has overturned the City of Sydney's refusal of the development application, but agreed this week with the council's submission to limit the maximum number of patrons on the site to 60.
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''The council contends … the number of patrons is proportionate to the number of sex workers and not the number of rooms, as a patron is serviced by the sex worker and this determines how many patrons can be serviced, rather than the number of rooms,'' the judgment read.

Commissioner Susan O'Neill accepted the council's figure of 1.5 patrons to sex workers allowed for ''an overlap of time between patrons arriving and others leaving'' the 24-hour business.

''The floor manager should be responsible for ensuring that the number of persons in the premises does not exceed this maximum amount,'' the judgment read.

The proposal for Stiletto, owned by Eddie Hayson, had sought to double its size to 40 working rooms and 21 waiting rooms by building a three-storey extension on an adjoining Parramatta Road block.

Sydney's councillors had unanimously rejected the application last year, citing concerns about its effect on the local area and size of the development. Liberal Shayne Mallard had dubbed it the ''Westfield of brothels''.
Do they mean one and a half people get sex with a sex worker, or one person gets a shag, and another person only has half a shag or a blowjob?

Re: What does the half do?

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:11 am
by Econoline
3 patrons/2 sex workers?

Re: What does the half do?

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:14 am
by MajGenl.Meade
No it means one regular patron and one dwarf toss

Re: What does the half do?

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:28 am
by Gob
But who has to toss the dwarf? The person with the smallest hands one would presume.

Re: What does the half do?

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:31 am
by MajGenl.Meade
That's a minor point. What's got me puzzled is the "overlap" in time..... oh wait that's it!

It's time and a half

Re: What does the half do?

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:36 pm
by Scooter
My question is what sort of inspector goes into a brothel to make sure they are not operating over capacity, and how intrusive do they have to get to do a head count.

Re: What does the half do?

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:55 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Private dicks?

Re: What does the half do?

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:04 pm
by Crackpot
heh..heh... he said head count.

Re: What does the half do?

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:41 pm
by Gob
:funee: