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Thief makes a clean breast of it.

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:38 pm
by Gob
She's the suspect every red-blooded Australian policeman will be hot on the heels of.

A buxom bandit is on the run after holding up a petrol station on Queensland's Gold Coast in the early hours of this morning.

However, it's likely that she won't evade capture for long. The curvaceous blonde, who is believed to be in her 20s, made a series of schoolgirl blunders.

Perhaps believing her ample assets would divert attention, her biggest mistake - which even the most amateur hold-up artist might have thought of - was failing to hide her face.

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She did remember to wear a glove to stop her hands from leaving fingerprint traces on anything she touched - but she put it on the wrong hand.

The gloved hand clutched a knife, which she then took away with her after the robbery.

Her tan was also a giveaway - if police eventually arrest her a study of her breasts (presumably by a policewoman) would help them in their line of inquiry, so to speak.

She made no attempt to hide her hair style, either. Unless she decides to cut off those long locks they will help police compare a suspect with the woman captured on the security cameras at the Arundel filling station.

Re: Thief makes a clean breast of it.

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:24 pm
by Sean
So... Blonde hair and big tits...

Yep, she'll stick out like a sore thumb on the Gold Coast... :lol:

Re: Thief makes a clean breast of it.

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:17 am
by Jarlaxle
Hair might be a wig (or extensions).

Re: Thief makes a clean breast of it.

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:28 am
by Gob
Her tits may be extensions too!

Re: Thief makes a clean breast of it.

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:29 am
by Sean
I repeat... Gold Coast.

:lol:

Re: Thief makes a clean breast of it.

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:43 am
by BoSoxGal
Is the Gold Coast Australia's California? ;)

Re: Thief makes a clean breast of it.

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:11 am
by Sean
Oh yes!

Not to mention Australia's Florida and Vegas... :lol:

Re: Thief makes a clean breast of it.

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:19 am
by Gob
and Australia's Blackpool and Brighton!

Re: Thief makes a clean breast of it.

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:19 pm
by Jarlaxle
Dude...I'm in Brighton every week...trust me, I would remember seeing anything like THAT! :D *runs*

Re: Thief makes a clean breast of it.

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:42 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
her biggest mistake - which even the most amateur hold-up artist might have thought of - was failing to hide her face.

Face? What face?