Men; Learn this!

[Gob]

[Sean]

The list for women:

1.) Show up naked.

2.) Bring beer.

[Miles]

At this stage of the game I would settle for just show up with beer, naked would be a plus but........

[Jarlaxle]

The list for women:

1.) Show up naked.

2.) Bring beer.

I only need Liz to do one of those...I'll pass on the beer.

[Econoline]

(Credit where due: I first saw this image when Steve posted it once at the CSB)

[loCAtek]

[Econoline]

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

[dales]