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Armed robbery and possession of a ridiculous weapon...
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:34 am
by Jarlaxle
Wait,
what?!
Another
link...
Seriously: how much beer do you need before this is a good plan?
Re: Armed robbery and possession of a ridiculous weapon...
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:45 am
by Gob
Is it possible to feel threatened by a man armed with a toilet plunger? I'd be pissing myself laughing!
Re: Armed robbery and possession of a ridiculous weapon...
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:17 am
by Lord Jim
April 13, 2012 12:38 PM
Man attempts bank robbery with toilet plunger, police say
Oh my God! It's a news story from the future that somehow fell through a rip in the space/time continuum and traveled back a week into the past....
Quick! There's still time for somebody to find this guy and stop him from doing this!
Re: Armed robbery and possession of a ridiculous weapon...
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:28 pm
by dales
Joe the Plumber?
Re: Armed robbery and possession of a ridiculous weapon...
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:57 pm
by Crackpot
I suppose it all depends on where the plunger has been.
Re: Armed robbery and possession of a ridiculous weapon...
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:52 pm
by Lord Jim
That's what I get for posting tired...
I looked at that date and I swear I thought it said
August 13th...

Re: Armed robbery and possession of a ridiculous weapon...
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:31 am
by Sean
LMAO - I read your post three times Jim but didn't get it. I decided not to question it just in case there was some subtle comic nuance involved which had gone whistling over my head.
I'll know better next time!

Re: Armed robbery and possession of a ridiculous weapon...
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 3:03 pm
by Jarlaxle
Gob wrote:Is it possible to feel threatened by a man armed with a toilet plunger? I'd be pissing myself laughing!
I might have thought it was a fraternity prank!
Re: Armed robbery and possession of a ridiculous weapon...
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:22 pm
by Lord Jim
Sean wrote:LMAO - I read your post three times Jim but didn't get it. I decided not to question it just in case there was some subtle comic nuance involved which had gone whistling over my head.
I'll know better next time!

Hey, at least I copped to the fuck up....
From some of the posts I've seen on this board, there are folks around here who would have insisted that claiming that April 13th 2012 hadn't happened yet was perfectly logical and rational, and that only people "blinded by hate" or who couldn't think "outside the box" would say otherwise...

Re: Armed robbery and possession of a ridiculous weapon...
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:58 am
by Sean
Good point, well made!

Re: Armed robbery and possession of a ridiculous weapon...
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:15 pm
by Econoline
Lord Jim wrote:Sean wrote:LMAO - I read your post three times Jim but didn't get it. I decided not to question it just in case there was some subtle comic nuance involved which had gone whistling over my head.
I'll know better next time!

Hey, at least I copped to the fuck up....
From some of the posts I've seen on this board, there are folks around here who would have insisted that claiming that April 13th 2012 hadn't happened yet was perfectly logical and rational, and that only people "blinded by hate" or who couldn't think "outside the box" would say otherwise...

I've noticed that in another thread you've got several posters convinced that there were three weeks between July 22nd and August 6th this year, with nobody willing to say otherwise...

Re: Armed robbery and possession of a ridiculous weapon...
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:28 pm
by Lord Jim
Actually, I just double checked, and I was not the first person to post that timing mistake....(I believe that was Strop)
Though I have (as have others) referenced that since....(and LoCa hasn't even corrected it)
But I'm not a bit surprised that you erroneously concluded I was the one who first made the mistake...
We all know how you've got Superman vision when it comes to picking out any error of mine, but suddenly turn into Helen Keller if it's somebody else....

Re: Armed robbery and possession of a ridiculous weapon...
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:51 pm
by Econoline
It was a LAFF (see forum title above), Jim, and it wouldn't've been quite so
laffy if I'd posted it anywhere but this thread in which you showed yourself to be, um, calendarially challenged,...nor was I inclined to dig through all the muck in that other thread to make sure of who said it first there...and you
did repeat it there...and have you ever noticed how the more you explain a joke the less laff-worthy it becomes...?
Oh, well.
P.S. I apologize for having posted that joke two weeks after the previous post in this thread.
Re: Armed robbery and possession of a ridiculous weapon...
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:29 am
by loCAtek
Um, what did I do?
Re: Armed robbery and possession of a ridiculous weapon...
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:17 pm
by Miles
Jarlaxle wrote:Wait,
what?!
Another
link...
Seriously: how much beer do you need before this is a good plan?
Let me work on that and get back to you...............