How To Avoid Testifying In Court

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How To Avoid Testifying In Court

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http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/08/23/ ... ourt-room/

Bug-Infested Witness Shuts Down Detroit Court Room
August 23, 2012 2:32 PM


DETROIT (WWJ) – A court room in Detroit’s 36th District Court is closed after officials say a bug-infested man showed up for proceedings.

Judge Cylenthia Miller chose to evacuate the court and send her staff home after a bailiff spotted the man with insects crawling on him.

His daughter told the Detroit News he has a bedbug problem at his home, but a court staffer talking to WWJ Newsradio 950 said it’s not yet clear what kind of bugs were on the man — indicating that they also could have been cockroaches or fleas.

The man was reportedly there to serve as a witness in a case.

A pest control company has been called in to spray. It was unclear when Judge Miller’s court room would reopen.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Re: How To Avoid Testifying In Court

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:shock: Gives me the heebie-jeebies. I wonder if he was thinking one day, "Eh, they're not that bad." :shrug

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