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Holy soap

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:17 am
by Gob
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.

They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.

Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.

He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way..

Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.

The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.

Startled, he drops a bar of soap.

"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".

To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.

Now the third nun decides to have a go.

She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells....

"Holy Mary, Mother of God, HAND LOTION TOO!!

Re: Holy soap

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:51 am
by MajGenl.Meade
It's good that they had hope in their souls.

Re: Holy soap

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:02 am
by The Hen
Hope on a rope.

Re: Holy soap

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:37 am
by Sean
Two nuns in a bath.

Nun 1: "Where's the soap?"
Nun 2: "It certainly does!"

Re: Holy soap

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:59 am
by loCAtek
Coed Convents? Really, when did that happen?

Re: Holy soap

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:41 am
by The Hen
Nuns in bed. Mother Superior calls out from the doorway "Candles out, sisters."

[sound effects] pop ...pop ...pop ... pop [/sound effects]

Re: Holy soap

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 2:15 am
by loCAtek
Pope-on-A-Rope;



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Re: Holy soap

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:06 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Looks more like a cardinal sin


ed to wonder if I didn't miss out an apostrophe somewhere

Re: Holy soap

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:58 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
No soap, radio