One For Our Grammar Nazis...

[Lord Jim]

[The Hen]

Fnaaar.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Gawd, he can't half go on!

[Lord Jim]

You know Gen'l, I had you very much in mind when I came across that cartoon.....

[MajGenl.Meade]

...and I had you very much in mind as I read it

[Lord Jim]

[MajGenl.Meade]

Mahalik: This morning, he woke up dead!
CJ: How in the hell do you wake up dead?
Mahalik: 'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.
CJ: You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant.
CJ: No, it wouldn't. 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed.
Mahalik: But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place, foo'!
CJ: Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man!

[oldr_n_wsr]

Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man!

Don't bogart the joint my friend.