WTF Dept.

[dales]

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- Prosecutors say a Florida man resealed and returned used enemas to pharmacies, which resold them to unsuspecting customers.

Thirty-four-year-old Ronald Eugene Robinson, of Jacksonville, faces federal charges of tampering with consumer products.

If convicted, Robinson faces a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

Authorities say the customers who purchased the used enemas have been notified.

There were two phone listings for a Ronald E. Robinson in Jacksonville. The first was disconnected and no one answered the second number.

Online prices list basic enemas at costs from about $3 to $10 each.

[Crackpot]

THat raises so many questions that you really don't want to know the answer to.

[MajGenl.Meade]

We have met the enema..... and remet.... and remet

[Joe Guy]

Is that article saying that someone collected squirted liquid that had gone up someone's butt and then saved the liquid & 'stuff' that had returned with it from the cleansed butt, sealed it in a container and then returned it to a pharmacy to be resold?

That sounds like someone who takes the idea of recycling much too seriously.

If a man were to use that recycled enema fluid and it had some bad virus or germ within it, it could have seriously rectum.

[Lord Jim]

What a shitty thing to do....

[MajGenl.Meade]

I'm surprised it's not on u-tube. It took guts though. I bet the next set of customers felt hosed! Probably wondered why it slipped in so easily. If it's not original is it a semi-colon? He's going high-tech though; plans to give the E in E-bay a new thrust.

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