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Cruel I know ...
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:04 am
by Gob
But fuck me pink...
A whole new use for the word "aspiring"...
Boyfriend held over death of aspiring glamour model on Gran Canaria holiday
Read more:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z0thkZVwHU
A would-be glamour model who failed to return from a holiday with her boyfriend is believed to have been killed.
Sarah Shields, 23, flew out to Gran Canaria last month but didn't come back on Sunday as planned.
British police are questioning a man understood to be her boyfriend on suspicion of murder and perverting the course of justice.
The 36-year-old was arrested after he returned alone to the home they have shared in Ipswich since March.
Read more:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z0thkGL6Qi
Re: Cruel I know ...
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:24 am
by Lord Jim
Yeah, I'm sorry for the young woman's death.....
But...uh...I have to say....
"glamour model" would not have been my first guess....
In fact, "female impersonator" would have been much higher on my list....
Re: Cruel I know ...
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:33 am
by Crackpot
I never understood the"lighter shade of lipstick than skin tone" thing. Do these people want to look dead?
(I can not figure out if that comment is in bad taste or not.)
Re: Cruel I know ...
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:43 am
by Joe Guy
Is that a picture of the boyfriend or of the dead girlfriend?
Re: Cruel I know ...
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:56 am
by Sean
British police are questioning a man understood to be her boyfriend on suspicion of murder and perverting the course of justice.
So he may be denying that he is her boyfriend...
...I think I would too.
Re: Cruel I know ...
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:57 am
by loCAtek
Lord Jim wrote:Yeah, I'm sorry for the young woman's death.....
But...uh...I have to say....
"glamour model" would not have been my first guess....
In fact, "female impersonator" would have been much higher on my list....
Late night call girl would have been mine.
Re: Cruel I know ...
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:52 am
by SisterMaryFellatio
Fuck me what a minger.....if i had a face like that i wouldn't plaster it in make up to try and improve it.
I would teach my arse to speak!
Re: Cruel I know ...
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:26 am
by loCAtek
No really, it's not so much her face; Jessica Parker has a schnoz that big. It's that she's trying vainly to be something she's not! Blond, blue-eyed, Barbie!
Posers must die ...oh, wait.
Re: Cruel I know ...
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:46 pm
by Crackpot
Personally I think it's all because she;s a graduate of the Bozo Makeup Academy.
Re: Cruel I know ...
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:08 pm
by Gob
According to the article, her role model was Katie Price (aka "Jordan".) Jordan is now short hand for "cheap white slut trash" in the UK.
Re: Cruel I know ...
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:51 am
by loCAtek
Well, you need $$$ to look that cheap!
Re: Cruel I know ...
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:30 am
by Lord Jim
I believe it was Dolly Parton who said that...