Too Cruel?

Crackpot · Post by **Crackpot** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:47 pm

A friend of mine has a fear of midgets.

Next year he is getting married.

Would it be cruel to get him for his bachelor party... a midget stripper?

@meric@nwom@n · Post by **@meric@nwom@n** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:14 am

I don't know, if your friend had a fear of spiders would you turn some loose at the affair?

Is it fun to turn what ought to be a good time into something that is not a good time?

Crackpot · Post by **Crackpot** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:19 am

depends n your definition of a good time

@meric@nwom@n · Post by **@meric@nwom@n** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:28 am

I think at a bachelor party you are supposed to confine it to getting the guy as drunk as possible without killing him.

Crackpot · Post by **Crackpot** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:30 am

Depends on the person. I've been to quite a few different ones.

Gob · Post by **Gob** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:38 am

" a fear of midgets"

Aversion therapy

SisterMaryFellatio · Post by **SisterMaryFellatio** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:41 am

RAOF.....you have to get him a midget stripper!!

Hopefully by the time the stripper arrives he will be so wankered he will embrace the experience...of course it could go the other way and he could get all hysterical and girly..either way its going to make for a good laugh!!

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:00 am

Just out of curiosity, has your friend ever explained the rationale behind his fear of midgets?

When he was a kid, after watching The Wizard Of OZ, did he have nightmares, not about the witch...

But about The Lolipop Guild?

Crackpot · Post by **Crackpot** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:32 am

from what I can tell it's a size thing

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:50 am

from what I can tell it's a size thing

LOL

Ya think DiNozo?

Crackpot · Post by **Crackpot** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:03 am

this guy is taller than most

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:06 am

That's a hilarious idea. I say if your buddies agree, you go for it. It's pretty much no holds barred at bachelor parties, right?

Crackpot · Post by **Crackpot** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:08 am

I'm more worried for the feelings of the stripper.

Sean · Post by **Sean** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:03 am

I'd make sure that the stripper knows the deal CP...

loCAtek · Post by **loCAtek** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:48 am

It'll cost you though, you know how rare 'little' strippers are?

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:19 pm

Maybe you can get a dwarf stripper instead....

Maybe he won't be afraid of a dwarf, only midgets...

Seriously, I've heard of a lot of off the wall phobias, but this is a new one on me....

I don't think even Monk had this one...

Does he have the same feeling about children? (Afterall, they're "little people")

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:26 pm

you know how rare 'little' strippers are?

I imagine that depends on where you live...

Around these parts, I don't suspect it would be much trouble to find one...

And if you put out an ad for one in LA, your phone would probably ring off the hook....

loCAtek · Post by **loCAtek** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:31 pm

Crackpot wrote:from what I can tell it's a size thing

So, this is why I scare people!

Jarlaxle · Post by **Jarlaxle** » Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:47 pm

Hmm...really, Loca? You're short?

In that case, could you stand next to me, please? You make a nice armrest!

*runs*

loCAtek · Post by **loCAtek** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:29 am

Yeeeeeeah, I've heard that one...

I'm only 5'1" in my combat boots

Bring on the short jokes!

Like the Flash said [about Hawkgirl] in Justice League, "She's like the older sister I never had; only shorter!"

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