MALE LOGIC
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and get one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
FEMALE LOGIC
Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen."
Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer completely screwed up now."