Police weather (c)rap

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Gob
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Police weather (c)rap

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The police aren't renowned for their sense of humour, but someone at Surrey Police clearly had an attack of the funnies this morning when they took to Twitter.

In an effort to warn motorists of the icy conditions, a flurry of tweets from the station's official Twitter feed, were sent out in the style of rap star Vanilla Ice's 1990 hit 'Ice Ice Baby'.

The first tweet, sent out around 7am this morning read: 'Ice Ice Surrey. Alright stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back and these roads are glistening.'


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Qld police tweet with a great sense of humour. They reported a missing manhole cover once and spent the next hour or so on the look out for ninja turtles.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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ROTFLMCO!!!! :)
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Another tweet from Qld police:

@QPSmedia: #Protip: Studies show 99.9% of Qld drivers aren't psychic. Luckily, your car has indicators. Problem solved. #roadsafety
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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And another...

@QPSmedia: 4 horses on Bruce Hwy at Beerburrum. No horsemen spotted, but status of the apocalypse can still not be confirmed at this time. #qldtraffic
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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