LMFAO!!!!!



Gob wrote:
As I walk through the valley of Wilmslow road
I take a look at my life and realise its been cold
Cause I've been eating and laughing so long that
Even Akram thinks that my mind is gone
Never overcharged, a man who didnt deserve it
Pay more than a pound; you know thats unheard of
You better watch how you talk, and where you walk
Cos if your daddy finds your girlfriend, youll be lying in chalk
I really hate mint flavour, but I gotta cope
As I cough I see myself in the shisha smoke ... fool
I'm the kinda uncle, little freshies want to be like
Wilmslow road, Eid night; waving flags in the street light
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They been spending most their lives living in a Pakistani paradise
Buy Mercedes at used price, living in a Pakistani paradise
Look at the situation, they got me facing
Can't live a normal life, My parents chose my wife
So I gotta be down with the cricket team
Too much watching TV cricket, got me chasing dreams
My son at private school, with all the money I can find
Got 10 A*s, and dentistry in mind
I'm a loped out pound shop-owning, big gangster
And my wholesalers down so dont arouse my anger ... fool
Discount price aint nothing but a heartbeat away
what can I say?
I'm 43 but will I live to see 44
The way things seem, I don't know
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That one whole pound, seems more than 99p
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They been spending most their lives living in a Pakistani paradise
Only buy Basmati rice, living in a Pakistani paradise
Money and Chapatti, water and the flour
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them aint looking
A rat is in the kitchen, and I dont know whats cooking
They say I've got to stop running those red lights
If they can't find out, how can they put up a fight?
I guess they can't
I guess they won't
I guess they front
That's why I know Im from Pakistan ... fool
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They been spending most their lives living in a Pakistani paradise
We been spending most our lives living in a Pakistani paradise
They been spending most their lives living in a Pakistani paradise
We been spending most our lives living in a Pakistani paradise
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That Wilmslow Road is the only one for me
Newport's transporter bridge has reopened after a £1.2m restoration with a performance of a hit song about the city which has won acclaim on YouTube.
The bridge was closed in December 2007 because of safety concerns.
But work which started in January this year has now been completed in time for the Ryder Cup in Newport in October.
The reopening featured Alex Warren and Terema Wainwright playing Newport (Ymerodraeth State Of Mind), their take on Jay-Z's New York State of Mind.
The transporter bridge features in the song and video, which has had more than 1.8m views on YouTube since it was posted on 20 July.
Some 300 people turned up for the ceremony and to see the pair perform their song which affectionately name checks many of the sights and sounds of Newport.
Anne Gatehouse, of the Friends of Newport Transporter Bridge, said she was "over the moon" that the landmark had reopened.
"It's the icon of Newport - most people in Newport love it," she said.
"It's just such a big part of our heritage. There's only eight [transporter bridges] in the world and we've got the only one in Wales."
Around £180,000 was spent on refurbishing the bridge ahead of its centenary in 2006.
Newport council said the latest work involved "replacing all the high-level rails which support the travelling gondola, and painting the high level boom and both towers".
The assembly government gave £800,000 towards the project, with £350,000 from the council and £75,000 from heritage body Cadw.
The council said the restored bridge would be one of the legacies of the Ryder Cup because the work was part of the city's "enhancement programme".
Ms Gatehouse added: "We hope that people who come for the Ryder Cup will come to visit it."
The opening ceremony also included performances from Newport Male Voice Choir and Côr Casnewydd, the Newport community children's choir.
Members of Friends of Newport Transporter Bridge group are opening a visitor centre offering tours and souvenirs.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-sout ... s-10810818