The Constitution of the United States of AWESOME!!!!!/v.2
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:44 pm
Here's the Preamble. For the rest (including The Middle Part (That Nobody Reads Anyway Except for Stupid Liberal Judges who hate AMERICA) and The Bill of Righteousness), click on this link.
The Constitution of the United States of AWESOME!!!!!We the PATRIOTIC naturally born CHRISTIAN conservative ENGLISH speaking patriots of the awesomely exceptional GOD blessed United States of Awesome!!!! … in Order to form a bunch of states that have their own laws and do whatever the hell they want without regard to a central government (but in no way resemble that sissy European Union) … establish JUSTICE for people who look and think just like us … insure domestic Tranquility by deporting all the people we don’t like … provide for the common defense contractor, eliminate any and all social programs, and secure the Blessings of JESUS and Wall Street unto our exceptional selves and to hell with wussy future generations, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of By GOD America!!!!
Version 2, 2013
The Preamble
Alternatively, instead of this preamble, Americans may just misquote a bunch of random stuff from the Declaration of Independence and/or made-up quotes attributed to Ben Franklin that they find on the Internet.
Amen.