What do you call a guitar player who just broke up with his girlfriend?
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Homeless.
Guitar player jokes
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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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How do you get a guitar player to slow down?
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Put sheet music in front of him.
(I've got a whole bunch of 'em)
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Put sheet music in front of him.
(I've got a whole bunch of 'em)
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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?
A rock guitarist plays three chords in front of thousands of people.
A jazz guitarist plays....
A rock guitarist plays three chords in front of thousands of people.
A jazz guitarist plays....
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