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Guitar player jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 8:11 pm
by kristina
What do you call a guitar player who just broke up with his girlfriend?
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Homeless.
Re: Guitar player jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 8:30 pm
by BoSoxGal
Re: Guitar player jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:18 pm
by kristina
How do you get a guitar player to slow down?
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Put sheet music in front of him.
(I've got a whole bunch of 'em)
Re: Guitar player jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:52 pm
by Gob
What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?
A rock guitarist plays three chords in front of thousands of people.
A jazz guitarist plays....