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Partridge tweets

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It's been an exciting week for fans of North Norfolk Digital's finest broadcaster, with the first trailer appearing online for the long-awaited Alan Partridge film – code-named Alpha Papa, due for release on 7 August, and starring the likes of Anna Maxwell Martin, Colm Meaney and Sean Pertwee, alongside Steve Coogan and other Partridge regulars. Cashback!

Meanwhile, over on Twitter, an account called Accidental Partridge (@AccidentalP) has attracted 40,000 devoted followers within a month. Its simple but effective shtick is to select the most banal, pompous, Partridge-sounding tweets by "celebrities" (I use the word loosely) and retweet them with the hashtag #accidentalpartridge. Here are our favourite Accidental Partridges so far.

@achrisevans A40 Westbound. Don't even think about it. Choc a bloc.

@edballsmp Sorry Tulisa, but Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe was THE song of 2012 #XFactor.

@piersmorgan I'm currently in jeans. Diesel Viker.

@tonyblackburn I'm going to watch Skyfall tomorrow on Sky. Great not to be in the cinema with people.

@themichaelowen Just done an hour solid of listening to the Beatles

@JeremyClarkson This is meant to be entertainment. Not a health and safety course

@OfficialVernonK All this bloody street dance. Can no one conga any more or do The Birdie Song dance?

@EamonnHolmes Too much Salt in our Food – but not enough on our roads

@GaryLineker Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night's alright.

@mikeparry8 It's wrong to compare Dad's Army with Allo Allo. By the grace of God Britain was not occupied

@BenFogle If cow meat is beef, pig is pork and sheep is lamb, what is horse meat called? Heef? Hoof? Hamb?

@timlovejoy So who is going to win this rugby match? I haven't a clue.

@Joey7Barton I strongly believe there should be a fat tax.

@Nick_Hewer Brilliant day. 20hp 5" diameter wood chipper delivered. No more Mr Nice Guy.

@Harry_Styles Those garlic prawns are a taste sensation.

@richardm56 Anyone else watching Broadchurch on ITV1? Bloody good, isn't it? Take that, smart Nordic TV drama!

@RodneyMarsh10 How comes you never see any women clowns?

@RichardHammond Check-in at Moscow airport much quicker if travelling with ex-KGB security, it turns out. Smooooooth.

@RealTimVine I'm at the royal college of surgeons, just looked at body parts in jars with Ronnie O'Sullivan.

@ThePaulDaniels Good morning all. I'm off to Hobbycraft. They have to drag me out of there once I get in.

@mrdanwalker I have significantly over-cheesecaked. Goodnight.
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