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Meanwhile In San Francisco -or- She Had Big Tits
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:49 pm
by dales
http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2013/04/11 ... ttle-else/
A woman intentionally rammed her car into a man’s car while arguing over a parking spot in the Haight, but the victim was so focused on her low-cut dress that all he could describe to officers afterward were her breasts, San Francisco police said Thursday.
The woman drove away after hitting the man’s car at Haight and Cole streets at 5 p.m. Tuesday, said Park Station Officer Al Wu. The man couldn’t tell officers what kind of car it was, let alone supply a license-plate number, but he “was able to give a detailed description of the suspect’s cleavage,” police said.
No one has been arrested.
Re: Meanwhile In San Francisco -or- She Had Big Tits
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:16 pm
by Lord Jim
The Line Up should be interesting...
Re: Meanwhile In San Francisco -or- She Had Big Tits
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:36 pm
by Gob
Oh god, there but for the grace of god.....
Re: Meanwhile In San Francisco -or- She Had Big Tits
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:52 pm
by Joe Guy
So it looks like they have two suspects that were standing abreast.
Re: Meanwhile In San Francisco -or- She Had Big Tits
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:12 am
by Econoline
Police have taken the entire staff of the nearest Hooters into custody for questioning...
Re: Meanwhile In San Francisco -or- She Had Big Tits
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:28 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
All the Hooters on LI have closed down.
Re: Meanwhile In San Francisco -or- She Had Big Tits
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:52 pm
by Econoline
More suspects brought in for questioning and to stand in a lineup...
(Be careful, Joe, you may be harboring a pair of criminals!) 
Re: Meanwhile In San Francisco -or- She Had Big Tits
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:26 pm
by Long Run
I hear melontonin can help with this vision problem.