Stupid college student tricks...

[Jarlaxle]

My wife's friend is an ER nurse...she got a patient in yesterday around 4am. He had a broken collarbone, bruises, a bunch of dirt and pine needles in his clothing, and was plastered. (Well, we all had to know THAT was coming.) Turns out he and some frat buddies decided to play beer pong in the living room. Then they played it on the balcony. Then, someone had the BRILLIANT idea to play it while balanced on the balcony RAILING! Naturally, gravity and ethanol took over. THUD!

Just think: this dude is the future of the country!

Excuse me, now I want to get plastered!