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Gob
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German joke

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Angela Merkel was visiting France. On arriving at immigration at CDG the conversation was:

Immigration Officer: "Name?"

AM: "Merkel, Angela"

IO: "Nationality?"

AM: "German"

IO: "Occupation?"

AM: "Not this time"
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Re: German joke

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:lol:
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Re: German joke

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Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Re: German joke

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Dales, that is a picture of a frenchman in Paris when the Germans entered the city.
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.
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Re: German joke

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I know it is and the year was 1940.......your point being?

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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