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Why I'm dumping you.

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 2:41 am
by Gob
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Re: Why I'm dumping you.

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 3:13 am
by Scooter
Vegans do not eat bacon, dumbass.
PML

Re: Why I'm dumping you.

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:13 am
by Crackpot
I this person male or female?

Re: Why I'm dumping you.

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:30 am
by Scooter
I was wondering if it was one guy to another. If it were a heterosexual couple there are incongruities either way.

Re: Why I'm dumping you.

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:31 am
by Lord Jim
Water on cereal?

Dumping's not good enough; he should be committed....
I this person male or female?
If it's heterosexual, I think this is the giveaway on that:
"Put on something sexy, we're going to Red Lobster"
Women don't usually ask men to wear "something sexy"...

Re: Why I'm dumping you.

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:36 am
by Scooter
But a heterosexual man whose favourite actor is Kirk Cameron, has posters of Michael Phelps in a speedo, and can name all the guys in One Direction? Not even the most metrosexual heterosexual.

Hence, two gay guys.