Ban the person above you.

[TPFKA@W]

I ban Lord Jim and offer him this:

[MajGenl.Meade]

I ban @w for gnomosexual pornography with a minor in bestiality (although I'd like to have banned Guin for "one to many")

[Econoline]

I ban Jim (and everyone else in this thread, except for BSG) for not using enough emoticons. Come on, people! If we don't use 'em up they'll just keep sitting there on the margin, multiplying, until they're ready to swarm in and take over!

[TPFKA@W]

I figured Guin simply had had one too many when she wrote "one to many".

Meanwhile I band econoline for trying to cause emoticon panic. But just in case:

[BoSoxGal]

I ban @w for banding Econoline. Let's keep the S&M off the board, m'kay?

[MajGenl.Meade]

I ban bsg for not knowing that this is how we will find out scientifically where Econoline has been, the pattern of his migrations and perhaps who he's mated with on the way

[TPFKA@W]

I ban Meade for making me think of Econoline mating and forcing me to poke out my mind's eye.

[Guinevere]

I ban @W for not realizing that when I typo-ed at 9:30ish in the morning it wasn't one to many, but one to few (cup of coffee, that is. Oh, too be honest, cup of espresso).

[TPFKA@W]

I ban @W for not realizing that when I typo-ed at 9:30ish in the morning it wasn't one to many, but one to few (cup of coffee, that is. Oh, too be honest, cup of espresso).

I ban Guin from typing too early and typing short of a full load. Of Espresso of course.

[Econoline]

I ban @W for posting with a poked-out mind's eye.

[TPFKA@W]

I ban eCoNoLiNe for making up a name that has vowels every other letter. Too much symmetry, you need to mix it up a bit.

[Lord Jim]

I ban @W for implying that Econo isn't mixed up...

[Beer Sponge]

I ban Lord Jim because pants. He knows why.

[MajGenl.Meade]

I ban Beer Sponge in absolute horror that he would bring up LJ's problem with blancmange and the court appearance!

[TPFKA@W]

I ban Beer Sponge in absolute horror that he would bring up LJ's problem with blancmange and the court appearance!

I ban Meade for his cryptic references to LJ's pants and potential legal issues.

[Joe Guy]

I ban @W because most of the signature lines people have here at Plan B are ineffective and a complete waste of cyberspace.

[Beer Sponge]

I ban Joe Guy because he hates sig lines! Mine is awesome!! Suck it!!!!

[BoSoxGal]

I ban Beer Sponge for being a bad Canadian - that signature line is practically smug and everybody knows Canadians are almost pathologically self-deprecating.

[MajGenl.Meade]

bsg is instructed to leave the room for using redundant modifiers. They are: 'bad', 'practically' and 'almost'

[TPFKA@W]

bsg is instructed to leave the room for using redundant modifiers. They are: 'bad', 'practically' and 'almost'

Banning Meade with the appropriate number of whacks to his rear end for his birthday but withholding the "one to grow on" as he seems sufficiently grown.