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Gob
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Panhandling for tits

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Panhandling is no longer just for those lacking money.


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A Florida woman thought herself to be lacking physically in the chest region took to the streets to raise money for a bust enhancement.

Carrying a hot pink sign that in bright blue capital letters read, 'Not Homeless Need Boobs,' Christina Andrews of Pensacola walked up and down the shoulder of a busy intersection raising money for her cosmetic surgery.

Christina Andrews of Florida stood on the side of the road with a sign that read 'Not Homeless Need Boobs' to collect money for a breast enhancement

'People put out signs that they’re homeless. I’m not...so I’m just being honest.'

Florida drivers couldn't help but notice Andrews bright pink & blue sign decorated with butterflies and dragonflies

Her first time panhandling, Andrews was surprised how many drivers stopped to give her money for a boob job

I just want bigger boobs, because I'm not happy with the ones that I have. And I figured this was a good way to do it. People put out signs that they're homeless. I'm not...so I'm just being honest," says Christina Andrews.

Andrews surprise many generous drivers stopped to donate some money towards her charitable cause.

Though Andrews final profit from her adventures soliciting cash remains unknown many passing motorists did stop to contribute.'

'I thought people would just laugh and keep riding,' she told the news station, 'but they’re like, ‘Hey - here’s some money.'

While stopped at a red light a driver runs out of his car to give Andrews (the outstretched hand right) cash for her cause


Whether they gave money took Andrews or not local drivers were unable to ignore the sign.

'[It] kind of flabbergasts you when you first look at it doesn't it?' one man told the news station.
Another young man commented
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Re: Panhandling for tits

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She should show potential donors her current boobs so they can see if they are giving to a worthy cause. :mrgreen:

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Christina Andrews of Florida
Say no more.
GAH!

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Re: Panhandling for tits

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Sue U wrote:
Christina Andrews of Florida
Say no more.
She was most likely originally from NY as most people in Fla are.
:nana

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