Plan B Forum

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the evidence:

• No Christmas
  No television
  No nude women
  No football
  No pork chops
  No hotdogs
  No burgers
  No beer
  No bacon
  Rags for clothes
  Towels for hats
  Constant wailing from some twat in a tower
  More than one wife
  More than one mother in law
  You can't shave
  Your wife can't shave
  You can't wash off the smell of donkey
  You wipe your arse with your hand
  You cook over burning camel shit
  Your wife is picked by someone else
  Your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"

> No shit Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much fucking worse!

How about one month a year your not allowed to eat!

Damn, Strop, it's a wonder they all don't just strap on the explosives and go collect their heavenly reward.