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Acting the goat!

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:09 pm
by Gob
A man from Wiltshire has been banned from every farm across the country after he admitted to having sex with a goat.

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Robert Steven Newman, 23, from Devizes, had been due to stand trial for an act of sexual penetration with a living animal at a farm in Wiltshire in April this year.

The WIltshire Times reports that he appeared at North West Wiltshire Magistrate's Court in Chippenham on Monday after he changed his plea to guilty. He was then released on bail.

According to the Gazette Herald, he will be sentenced on 12 September.

In the meantime, reports the Evening Standard, he must obey a curfew between 7pm and 7am, and must stay away from any land where farm animals are kept.

Meanwhile, a man who enjoyed dressing up as a dog called called Bubblegum Husky has been arrested for having sex with a cat.

According to the Mirror, Ryan Havens Tannenholz, 28, of Boise, Idaho, abused the cat a number of times between January 2012 and January 2013.

He has been charged with six counts of crimes against nature and one count of cruelty to an animal.

Re: Acting the goat!

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:42 pm
by Joe Guy
A man from Wiltshire has been banned from every farm across the country after he admitted to having sex with a goat.
The rules of the media are quite different over at North West Wiltshire.

In the U.S. they would never have shown a picture of the obviously underage victim for legal reasons and out of respect for the injured party.

Also, they know that by doing so it would get your goat.

Re: Acting the goat!

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:37 pm
by Lord Jim
In the U.S. they would never have shown a picture of the obviously underage victim for legal reasons and out of respect for the injured party.
Quite right Joe...

It looks like they're trying to put the victim on trial...

Re: Acting the goat!

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:33 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
There's no shame in the Finger (ahem!) Lakes

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Re: Acting the goat!

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:25 am
by Lord Jim
Oh gee, I missed this:
Meanwhile, a man who enjoyed dressing up as a dog called Bubblegum Husky has been arrested for having sex with a cat.
That's just so wrong on so many levels...

Re: Acting the goat!

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:36 pm
by Sue U
So the difference between Wales and the West Country is sheep vs. goats, apparently.

This story reminds me of one of my favorite jokes, which ends with the punch line, "A good goat will do that, you know."

Also, under what circumstances is someone found out to be having sex with livestock? I mean, they're probably not saying, "Hey, watch me fuck this goat."

Re: Acting the goat!

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:38 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
DNA evidence?

Re: Acting the goat!

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:18 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Sue U wrote: Also, under what circumstances is someone found out to be having sex with livestock?
Signs of men who do more than stare at goats:

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