Need a new hammer?

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Bicycle Bill
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Go ahead — buy with confidence.

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Do they offer both right-hand and left-handed models?

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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I'm pretty sure they do. The problem is that the average person doesn't know when they need to use right-hand or left-hand nails.
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With such versatility, it would be a good choice to bring to protests and demonstrations. It could hammer out a love between my brothers and sisters all over this land.
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One poor basturd made the mistake of doing that.

He was killed by Vallejo police.

They thought he had a firearm in his waistband.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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He hammered out danger, he hammered out warning.
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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If I had a hammer
They'd shoot me in the morning
They'd shoot me in the evening
All over this land....
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Joe Guy wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 16, 2020 2:19 am
 If I had a hammer
They'd shoot me in the morning
They'd shoot me in the evening
All over this land....
Nailed it.
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The accompanying article really sold it...

https://www.theonion.com/craftsman-conf ... 1834722479
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To paraphrase Dr. Meredith Grey, "Why do I keep hitting myself with a the new Craftsman hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop."
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