Got 20 mill to spare?

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Gob
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Re: Got 20 mill to spare?

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It's a British car Dales, what electrics would you expect it to have?

I prefer this shade of BRG myself

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Re: Got 20 mill to spare?

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It looks like the Batmobile.
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1955 Jaguar D-Type XKD, I'd give my left testicle for one.

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Re: Got 20 mill to spare?

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Your right one is smaller.


Juss sayin'.
Bah!

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Gob wrote:It's a British car Dales, what electrics would you expect it to have?
You are unaware of the popular slogan among gear heads.........."Lucas - Prince of Darkness"? :lol:

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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The Hen wrote:Your right one is smaller.


Juss sayin'.
Since they're both rendered non-functional does it matter?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Ya mean the Jag D-type and Aston Martin are non-functional? :lol:

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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My personal favorite:

Why do the British drink warm beer?

Because their refrigerators were designed by Lucas ....

Here are a few more:
The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."

Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.

Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.

Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.

The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off.

The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.

>Lucas is an acronym for Loose Unsoldered Connections and Splices

Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.

"I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou..."

If Lucas made guns, wars would not start.

A friend of mine told everybody he never had any electric problems with his Lucas equipment. Today he lives in
the countryside, in a large manor with lots of friendly servants around him an an occasional ice cold shower...

Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which did not suck.

Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes their refrigerators

Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.

Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: Check the position of the stars,kill a chicken and walk three times clockwise around your car chanting:" Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant.."

http://www.mez.co.uk/lucas.html
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Re: Got 20 mill to spare?

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Scooter wrote:It looks like the Batmobile.
It looks like the Batmobile as rendered by an artist under the influence of absinthe and magic mushrooms.
Treat Gaza like Carthage.

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Re: Got 20 mill to spare?

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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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