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Car Porn
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2016 10:49 pm
by dales
Re: Car Porn
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2016 10:59 pm
by Gob
Re: Car Porn
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2016 11:19 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Gob, that's E-vil. I have to go take a shower.
Car Porn
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:06 am
by RayThom
Re: Car Porn
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 6:03 pm
by Lord Jim
Nice looking car, but there's a
major manufacturing defect...
Some idiot at the plant put the steering wheel on the wrong side...

Re: Car Porn
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 6:27 pm
by Bicycle Bill
And now we know where Hot Wheels come from.
-"BB"-
Re: Car Porn
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 8:34 pm
by MGMcAnick
Re: Car Porn
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 11:42 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Nice '58 but the E-type will set me back more.... who am I kidding? Couldn't even buy the tyres
Re: Car Porn
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 10:41 pm
by dales
Gob:
Perhaps you might be interested in this:
1955 Jaguar D-Type Roadster (RM Sotheby’s) sold for $21,780,000
This is the overall winner of the 1956 24 Hours of Le Mans, driven to victory by Ecurie Ecosse. It has 250 HP, a 3.4-liter inline six-cylinder engine with three Weber 45 DCO3 carburetors and a four-speed manual. It’s now the most expensive British car ever sold at auction. Also, tailfin!
Re: Car Porn
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 12:34 am
by Jarlaxle
I'd rather have this one...

Re: Car Porn
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2016 9:00 pm
by rubato
Is Ford re-starting production on the GT-40? Meh.
The Jaguars are pretty but not worth much against current sports cars. Put them in a museum. A neighbor had matched his'n'her e-types back in the day. Nice to look at and not so much else.
There are a lot of cars higher on the list for me as either antiques or as a daily driver.
For "sex in the car fun" a '68 VW Bus was fantastic! My then ex-girlfriend (married at that time) during a visit pointed out the headliner which she had torn out with her feet during a memorable occasion. We had stripped out the seats and I had put in a bed and some other creature comforts. ahem.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Car Porn
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:56 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
I had a 68 VW bus, camper model. Louver back windows (with curtains), fold out bed, fold down dinner table, sink with a pump water tank. Didn't have the pop top.
Interior roof was wood paneling. Had it painted orange on bottom portion and yellow on the top portion with a horizontal black stripe around the van seperating the two colors. I built a pull out bar in the back cabinet.
Had a personal license plate "MAGICBUZ". I got pulled over by the cops a few times. Wonder why? You could not speed in it.
Me and a buddie were supposed to go cross country in it. That plan didn't work out.
Re: Car Porn
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2016 9:13 pm
by dales
rubato wrote:Is Ford re-starting production on the GT-40? Meh.
For "sex in the car fun" a '68 VW Bus was fantastic! My then ex-girlfriend (married at that time) during a visit pointed out the headliner which she had torn out with her feet during a memorable occasion. We had stripped out the seats and I had put in a bed and some other creature comforts. ahem.
yrs,
rubato
You couldn't afford one rube,(although your wife might be able to if she puts in more over time).
As far as balling in your vee-dub bus......TMI and I doubt if anyone here really gives a rat's patootie.
Re: Car Porn
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2016 12:31 pm
by Crackpot
the problem with the new GT is it's an automatic. (with paddle shifters)
Re: Car Porn
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2016 10:26 pm
by rubato
dales wrote:rubato wrote:Is Ford re-starting production on the GT-40? Meh.
For "sex in the car fun" a '68 VW Bus was fantastic! My then ex-girlfriend (married at that time) during a visit pointed out the headliner which she had torn out with her feet during a memorable occasion. We had stripped out the seats and I had put in a bed and some other creature comforts. ahem.
yrs,
rubato
You couldn't afford one rube,(although your wife might be able to if she puts in more over time).
As far as balling in your vee-dub bus......TMI and I doubt if anyone here really gives a rat's patootie.
Got you all stimulated, and worked up into posting a response though. You must've wanted my attention pretty bad to go to all that trouble.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Car Porn
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 1:26 pm
by Jarlaxle
Ozzie, you have a very high opinion of yourself...shared by nobody.
Re: Car Porn
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 6:53 pm
by rubato
Jarlaxle wrote:Ozzie, you have a very high opinion of yourself...shared by nobody.
Really? But
you are the one claiming you can read minds. I freely admit that to me, the contents of your mind are an unknowable sump of darkness.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Car Porn
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 9:23 pm
by Jarlaxle
More projection. Sober up and seek professional help.
Re: Car Porn
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 12:59 am
by rubato
Drunkeness must have been a big thing in your life. It is the one response you have to everything.
I'm sorry, that kind of thing really makes people stupid. Sad.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Car Porn
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 3:56 pm
by Jarlaxle
Yes, you are pretty stupid, Ozzie. Glad you finally realized it. (As usual, you were the last one to do so...)