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Need a new hammer?

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2020 7:26 am
by Bicycle Bill
Go ahead — buy with confidence.

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Re: Need a new hammer?

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:25 pm
by dales
Do they offer both right-hand and left-handed models?

Re: Need a new hammer?

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:34 pm
by Joe Guy
I'm pretty sure they do. The problem is that the average person doesn't know when they need to use right-hand or left-hand nails.

Re: Need a new hammer?

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:02 pm
by Long Run
With such versatility, it would be a good choice to bring to protests and demonstrations. It could hammer out a love between my brothers and sisters all over this land.

Re: Need a new hammer?

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 10:36 pm
by dales
One poor basturd made the mistake of doing that.

He was killed by Vallejo police.

They thought he had a firearm in his waistband.

Re: Need a new hammer?

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2020 12:47 am
by Econoline
He hammered out danger, he hammered out warning.

Re: Need a new hammer?

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2020 2:19 am
by Joe Guy
If I had a hammer
They'd shoot me in the morning
They'd shoot me in the evening
All over this land....

Re: Need a new hammer?

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2020 5:10 am
by TPFKA@W
Joe Guy wrote:
Tue Jun 16, 2020 2:19 am
If I had a hammer
They'd shoot me in the morning
They'd shoot me in the evening
All over this land....
Nailed it.

Re: Need a new hammer?

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2020 6:25 am
by datsunaholic
The accompanying article really sold it...

https://www.theonion.com/craftsman-conf ... 1834722479

Need a new hammer?

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2020 2:44 pm
by RayThom
To paraphrase Dr. Meredith Grey, "Why do I keep hitting myself with a the new Craftsman hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop."