Driving into work on Wednesday morning, one of my colleagues reversed out of her car parking spot without checking her blind spot for oncoming traffic and whacked her car into mine.
So poor Clinton J Coupe has a broken bumper and headlight
The girl has only just passed her test and this is her first car, her insurance premiums are already £3000.
But she does deserve an award for the dumbest comment ever made at the scene of an accident...
"Are you blaming me because your car is better than mine.....??"
Poor Clint!!
Re: Poor Clint!!
ROTFLMCO!!
On a par with; "Is it cos I is black?"
On a par with; "Is it cos I is black?"
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Poor Clint!!
Jee bus. Of course I am blaming you because of your crappy car and NOT because you didn't bother looking.
Oh no. Not at all.
God I need glasses. I thought your thread title was "Poor Cunt!"
Oh no. Not at all.
God I need glasses. I thought your thread title was "Poor Cunt!"
Bah!
Re: Poor Clint!!
LOL!
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Poor Clint!!
In hindsight, could you have avoided this by being more cautious?
BTW, most of the blind spots in American parking lots are caused by SUV's with their blacked out rear windows. When you are parked next to one, whether parked head-in or head-out, you can't see a bleedin' thing until it is too late.
A pox on all the bastards.
BTW, most of the blind spots in American parking lots are caused by SUV's with their blacked out rear windows. When you are parked next to one, whether parked head-in or head-out, you can't see a bleedin' thing until it is too late.
A pox on all the bastards.
Re: Poor Clint!!
There were no cars parked at either side of her, she failed to look AT ALL and backed out into my car.
*sigh*
Her insurance company are paying for the repairs to my car and are giving me a rental replacement. Though the lad at her insurance asked if a 1.1 ltr Fiesta would be OK as the replacement.
My response ...
"I drive a 2.0ltr sports coupe, what do you think??"
*sigh*
Her insurance company are paying for the repairs to my car and are giving me a rental replacement. Though the lad at her insurance asked if a 1.1 ltr Fiesta would be OK as the replacement.
My response ...
"I drive a 2.0ltr sports coupe, what do you think??"
Re: Poor Clint!!
So you got the Fiesta?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Re: Poor Clint!!
Fixed that for youDaisy wrote:
My response ...
"I'm a hornbag, what do you think??"
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Poor Clint!!
Wtf Dave? Why would you ASSUME that it was Daisy's fault after her clear explanation? A pox on you Putz~
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Arthur Schopenhauer-
Arthur Schopenhauer-
Re: Poor Clint!!
Nope I got a Vauxhall Insignia Estate ... big ugly bugger it is, but it's pretty quick.Crackpot wrote:So you got the Fiesta?
Re: Poor Clint!!
Gob wrote:Fixed that for youDaisy wrote:
My response ...
"I'm a hornbag, what do you think??"
Haaaaaaaar!