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My New Ride.....
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:01 pm
by SisterMaryFellatio
Picking her up today and i am very excited. A little nervous as I ordered the manual and i havn't driven one for 4 years, so kangaroo petrol all the way out!!
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:04 pm
by The Hen
S-w-e-e-e-e-e-t.
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:05 pm
by Crackpot
A compact two door with a little one? Are you begging for back problems?
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:07 pm
by Gob
Get a new Sean to go with it?
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:08 pm
by Crackpot
.. that or you're an advanced yogi.
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:10 pm
by SisterMaryFellatio
CP - its actually 5 door but couldnt find a pic!
No new Sean.....what I am most pissed off is its Iphone compatible and i dont have an Iphone (and i think I am the only person in the world that dosnt have one)
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:35 pm
by dales
Is that it?
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:55 pm
by Sean
Ah yes!
The pukemobile...
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:56 pm
by Crackpot
My Wife got a Focus the same color I think it's something about Female hormones that makes that color appealing to them.
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:23 am
by SisterMaryFellatio
Thats the one.....
Its a fabulous colour. CP your missus has great taste too.
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:24 am
by The Hen
If it was OUR car, it would be called O-L-D G-R-E-G.
I bet it has a Mangina.
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:31 pm
by BoSoxGal
I don't care much for the color, except that it would be easy to find in the parking lot & that's always a good thing.
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:17 pm
by Guinevere
The Hen wrote:If it was OUR car, it would be called O-L-D G-R-E-G.
I bet it has a Mangina.
Do I want to ask for the explanation?
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:36 pm
by Gob
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:28 pm
by The Hen
He's shiny. He's green. He's ...
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:34 am
by SisterMaryFellatio
The new car looks fab and drives well..............
but the fuckin thing talks to me...not only that it answers me back......It had just as well say shut up you dumb slapper I havn't a fuckin clue what you are on about.....instead it says in a very condescending tone "I'm sorry i do not understand that command" Which makes me scream "fuck you you fuckin car". If i wanted something in the car that talks back to me i would take Sean for a ride......needless to say as the car is giving me the shits and talks back Sean has not been in it yet!!!
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:07 am
by The Hen
I am so fucking sorry Sister. That is something you you DONT NEED from a car.
You do need MY Sean though. He has saved so many potential arguments ....
I love him, and so does the Hatch.
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:01 am
by SisterMaryFellatio
I loved Sean too....he was smart, polite and soooooo knowledgeable.
The car has been named......
Fungus!
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:39 am
by Crackpot
You might be able to turn that off. or re you talking about Sync? I crack my wife up with the shit I yell at that thing only to get:" did you mean....."
Re: My New Ride.....
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:29 pm
by dales
Take it back to the dealer and have them disable that particular feature.