A new and unusual land speed record has been set in Australia - for the fastest motorised toilet.
Canadian stuntwoman Jolene Van Vugt recorded a speed of 75km/h (46mph) in Sydney, beating the previous record by 7km/h.
"I flew into Australia yesterday and came out here to jump straight on the toilet," she said. "That was so fun and I'm stoked to get the record."
In order to win the title she was timed over 100m (330ft) in both directions.
There were some problems early on when the chain fell out but the toilet was soon repaired.
Jolene Van Vugt holds various world records for stunts on dirt bikes.
High speed shitter
High speed shitter
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Re: High speed shitter
Sure, but was it the fastest speed while actually using the toilet? I suspect that may be a separate category...
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Re: High speed shitter
In that case I'd want to be going number 2
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Re: High speed shitter
At that speed on a motorized toilet, dropping a deuce would be involuntary. 
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