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It happened to me once...
Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:13 pm
by Gob
FRUITA, Colo. - If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado's Grand Valley.
The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal.
She was not injured.
State Troopers say the woman's husband arrived at the scene and took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away.
Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash.
http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-vampire-c ... 0779.story
Re: It happened to me once...
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:56 am
by @meric@nwom@n
She's a Fruitacake.
Re: It happened to me once...
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:04 am
by Gob
Re: It happened to me once...
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:05 am
by @meric@nwom@n
You really need to elaborate a bit about your duplication of the feat?
Re: It happened to me once...
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:39 am
by loCAtek
You've seen the undead or crashed into a canal?
Re: It happened to me once...
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:35 pm
by BoSoxGal
She's probably one of those women experiencing a revisiting of her adolescence through a Twilight obsession.
Re: It happened to me once...
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:14 pm
by loCAtek
Is that, what that's that about? Oh look we have =>
I never did understand the appeal of that show except for the bloodless, heroin-chic, runway model look of all the characters.
Is Gob saying he met an anorexic, drug addict in the middle of the street, at midnight?
...Who hasn't?
