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Timster
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Joe Guy wrote:
Timster wrote:
@meric@nwom@n wrote: DOH! I hadn't considered that angle...
How could you miss that angle?

After all, it is the angle shown in the picture that makes the point... or should I say... brings the point home....er.
Good point JG. ;) But I must point out that your quote boxes a bit befuddled. You have quoted AW saying what I said. I know. Pesky codes...

BTW- I like the new avatar. He really does look like a cool cat. :ok
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Timster wrote:MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm...bald pussy...

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Thanks for making me spray the Hatch's computer with coffee Tim.

:lol:
Bah!

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That's the first time I've seen a male in whose mouth I would stick my cock!
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Going to take your bat and 2 balls and hit a homer?

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:shock:
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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The Hen wrote:
Timster wrote:MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm...bald pussy...

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Thanks for making me spray the Hatch's computer with coffee Tim.

:lol:
Literaly laughing out loud. I see my work here is done. But Hen, please remember to erase the history whilst wiping up the coffee.

Since you were on the Hatch's pc and all.

Tigers are one thing. Bald pussy is another. But you already knew that.

No offence intended to anyone.

I just enjoy the ability to say whatever the fuck I want without some Emily Post facist bastard looking over my shoulder. Deciding that I cannot talk or write about sex. Or being accused of "obsession" with said subject even though sex comprises .0001% of what I actually post.

Thank you. And to all that have contributed to my ability to post about things sexual without being hunted down with attitudes and towns people with torches and pitchforks.

I love you! Each and every last one of you. MWA!

Peace~

(PS: Bald pussy still ROCKS!)
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OH, Sorry Scooter. That was exclusive. I apologise. And taken to the limit? Not yet.

Really? This thread is not for you? I manscape. So? I am curious. This "hair" thing.

Does this issue come up with you and your partner?

You have been very forthwith with details about your personal life. This doesn't seem to be a deal breaker.

Am I right? OK. I'll go first.

I shave. Bald. Hey! Tit for Tat. I find it very liberating.

And nothing like shaving one's balls to get in the mood. Just sayin. I apologise for nothing.

Well not entirely true. If I feel that I have offended someone UNintentionly. I will actuallly apologise. But that is very rare.

I usually offend with malcontent and malice aforethought.

And then... with extreme predjudice.

Because I personally have made an internal judgment call that says that they deserve any and all abuse that I may heap upon them.
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You have to admit though; smooth balls are a turn on. ;)
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I prefer a bloke who keeps a tidy garden. :ok

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Timster wrote:OH, Sorry Scooter. That was exclusive. I apologise.
No worries. My reaction to such an image serves to help rebut the notion that I or any other gay person could have "chosen" to be straight. :barf
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Shaving the privates is OK I guess, but if you have a busy lifestyle and can't keep up with it you go from smooth and sexy to 'cactus pants syndrome' in a hurry. Waxing, though painful, is longer lasting and the better choice.

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i-Wax.
Bah!

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There's an app for that.
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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My app's name is Natee.

:D

Edited to add: Actually on consideration Natee's name is apt!
Bah!

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I don't name my stuff.

But it must be very comedic.

There is always pointing and laughing...
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My stuff isn't named either. Natee is the name of my lady-waxer.

:oops:
Bah!

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UH

My Bad...
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Until now I would never have been able to guess what a lady-waxer might be
A sufficiently copious dose of bombast drenched in verbose writing is lethal to the truth.

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@meric@nwom@n wrote:Shaving the privates is OK I guess, but if you have a busy lifestyle and can't keep up with it you go from smooth and sexy to 'cactus pants syndrome' in a hurry. Waxing, though painful, is longer lasting and the better choice.
Yes, but OH OUCH! VERY OUCH!!!

I'm blessed/cursed with very thick, strong hair which looks great on top, but makes waxing absolute torture. I have to compromise with depilatories.

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pssst loCA

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cleancut-Intima ... 410&sr=8-2

Saved me a fortune and a whole lot of pain ;)

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