One way to get ahead

[Gob]

The first human head transplant could take place in just two years, according to a radical proposal by an Italian surgeon.

Sergio Canavero, from the Turin Advanced Neuromodulation Group, wants the surgery to be used to help extend the lives of people who have suffered degeneration of the muscles and nerves or those who have advanced cancer.

The surgeon plans to announce the project at the American Academy of Neurological and Orthopaedic Surgeons (AANOS) conference in Annapolis, Maryland, in June, the New Scientist reported.

Mr Canavero published a paper on the technique he would use in the Surgical Neurology International journal this month.

The recipient's head and the donor body would be cooled at the start of the procedure to extend the time that cells can survive without oxygen.

Tissue around the neck would be dissected and major blood vessels would be joined using tiny tubes.

The spinal cords would then be cut and the recipient's head moved on to the donor body. The ends of the spinal cord would be fused together using a chemical called polyethylene glycol, which encourages fat within cell membranes to mesh.

After this, the person would be put into a coma for around four weeks to prevent them moving while they heal.

Mr Canavero said he would expect the patient to be able to move and feel their face when they awoke, they would speak with the same voice and they should be able to walk within a year.

He first proposed the idea of the surgery in 2013.

He told the New Scientist: "If society doesn't want it, I won't do it. But if people don't want it, in the US or Europe, that doesn't mean it won't be done somewhere else.

[oldr_n_wsr]

I cannot wrap my head around this.

[MajGenl.Meade]

I deleted this post before I even posted it

[Crackpot]

And yet I'm still going to think less of you for ruining of such a bad blowjob reference.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Ah... if only it were in such good taste... that is, it was far, far worse.

[Joe Guy]

Don't lose your head over this.

[wesw]

so...

they just kinda stick the spinal cord together with some anti freeze and you ll be walking in a year eh?

[Gob]

[wesw]

wouldv e been funnier with a human head on a dog....

[Crackpot]

So how long until someone pulls a "Futurama" Nixon.