Oh jeepers, looks like once again it's Open Mike Nite at
The Plan B Funny Bone...
Good thing I brought a nice bushel basket of rotten tomatoes...
If you Jan Murray wannabes
must know, though my wife and daughter have had these smarty-pants phones for years (Kelly also has one of those fancy-shmantzy neo-Dick Tracy watches too ) I figured that with three PCs, a laptop and a tablet I really had all the internet access I needed, and that my old dumb flip phone was plenty adequte for me. I
hate texting, and for personal use basically all I use my cell phone for is the quaint old purpose of well, making and receiving
phone calls...
However, from a business standpoint, my stubbornness ulrimately became untenable, as more and more clients and prospective clients preferred to communicate at least in part by text...
This was compounded by the fact that since a significant portion of my business comes from promoting digital marketing solutions to business owners, (including a variety of text and other smart-phone platform-based apps and programs) it was becoming increasingly odd that I didn't personally own a smart phone...
I got around this by having an assistant with a smart phone and also having access to Kelly and Tati's smart phones when absolutely needed, but finally the combination of business considerations and family
nagging pressure forced me to join The Dark Side...