Methods for Newbies, Revised

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Re: Methods for Newbies, Revised

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Bicycle Bill wrote:
Mon Nov 30, 2020 11:53 pm
You know, when Meth-head says that this place is so hard to get into, he makes it sound like we are some sort of secret society where three people, each with at least five years tenure in the 'Fight Club', have to vouch for you; you must undergo ritual tests and procedures to prove that you have 'the right stuff'; and finally you have to sign an oath in your own blood before you're allowed to do more than peek through the darkened windows of our little clubhouse.
Just great! Now that you've given our secret away, you will be receiving a personal visit from Gob's official disciplinary official. His name is Guido.
Bicycle Bill wrote:
Mon Nov 30, 2020 11:53 pm
Well, if Sylviaph16 could come along and manage to get through all that security and be able to throw up a half-dozen or so repetitive posts, it can't really be all that hard now, could it?
Any female that can do what Sylviaph16 is able to do in her videos gets in free. It's in our Rules of Membership Conduct manual.

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Re: Methods for Newbies, Revised

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If Sylvia is pH 16 I'd bet she's pretty caustic.
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Re: Methods for Newbies, Revised

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Sue U wrote:
Tue Dec 01, 2020 3:34 am
If Sylvia is pH 16 I'd bet she's pretty caustic.
She certainly would have a very strong base.

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Re: Methods for Newbies, Revised

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Do we inform the newbie that puns are welcome in any thread, not just the one that is mostly visuals?

I sort of remember an argument in Chem 101 class about pH above 14.

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Re: Methods for Newbies, Revised

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Sylvia Is some unshaven guy in Albania who is selling porn. He snuck in when I was approved, by closing down a security stop for a short interval without telling anyone. That guy must have some heavy software to find out when sites temporarily shut down security. You won't believe me, but I don't live in Albania, and my wife makes me shave. Thuse

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Joe Guy wrote:
Tue Dec 01, 2020 1:11 am
Bicycle Bill wrote:
Mon Nov 30, 2020 11:53 pm
You know, when Meth-head says that this place is so hard to get into, he makes it sound like we are some sort of secret society where three people, each with at least five years tenure in the 'Fight Club', have to vouch for you; you must undergo ritual tests and procedures to prove that you have 'the right stuff'; and finally you have to sign an oath in your own blood before you're allowed to do more than peek through the darkened windows of our little clubhouse.
Just great! Now that you've given our secret away, you will be receiving a personal visit from Gob's official disciplinary official. His name is Guido.
Bicycle Bill wrote:
Mon Nov 30, 2020 11:53 pm
Well, if Sylviaph16 could come along and manage to get through all that security and be able to throw up a half-dozen or so repetitive posts, it can't really be all that hard now, could it?
Any female that can do what Sylviaph16 is able to do in her videos gets in free. It's in our Rules of Membership Conduct manual.
Can't that stuff be deleted? I'm no prude, but we could have kids visit here.
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Re: Methods for Newbies, Revised

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Wow, liberty has dug up a post of mine and your responses, from the year 2020. I’ll respond in new threads. ‘Thuse

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