More memory girls?

[Gob]

The humble memory stick has been crafted to resemble everything from lego bricks, to practical bottle openers and decapitated teddy bears.

But now designers have come up with the most unusual pairing yet - a flash drive that doubles up as a sex toy. The Duet is a discreet vibrator for women that is powered by the USB port in your computer. However, it can also store up to 16GB of data. Designers Ti Chang and Michael Topolovac, from San Francisco, developed the sleek non-frilly device after hearing the most common complaint from vibrator-using women was the hassle caused by bulky charging devices.



Mr Topolovac said: 'Two female friends were expressing their frustration over the products and shopping environments in the world of sex toys. 'I was struck by the profound gap between the quality experience women sought and what was available.'

The device is made from 'body-safe silicon and metal' with dual motors that are 'virtually silent' but provide five power levels. 'You look at it plugged into a laptop, charging, and it doesn't look anything like a vibrator,' Ms Chang told New York Daily News. She added that she had been frustrated by the 'cheap' and 'poorly made' alternatives on the market. 'Seriously, is there a more fulfilling endeavor than this? To bring pleasure to women is my way of helping to make the world a better place,' she wrote on the company's website.

According to their website at lovecrave.com the device is waterproof to up to three metres and available in three colours. The device apparently lasts for four hours on one charge. The product is being funded by CKIE, which is a crowdfunding platform. Backers who paid $75 were promised the $139 product at launch, with a similar discount for more expensive models. Nearly 300 people have backed the product.
The device will retail for between $139 and $349.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... z1W5SPbCuN

[Long Run]

it can also store up to 16GB of data.

Which is about enough information to understand one woman for about one minute, which makes it about one minute smarter in that regard than the typical man.

[Daisy]

How much!!!!

[Sean]

the device is waterproof to up to three metres

Well that ought to be enough surely!

[Sean]

How much!!!!

16 gig Dais.

[loCAtek]

Um, 'kay

[The Hen]

And if it was a man, he'd say it was 32 gig.

[Gob]

[Sean]

And if it was a man, he'd say it was 32 gig.

Well he's not about to admit to a 3 1/2" floppy is he?

[Daisy]

And if it was a man, he'd say it was 32 gig.

[dales]

And if it was a man, he'd say it was 32 gig.

Well he's not about to admit to a 3 1/2" floppy is he?

Mine's a full 8-inch!

[loCAtek]

[Beer Sponge]

the device is waterproof to up to three metres

Well that ought to be enough surely!

I assume that is more than enough, or I'm going to develop a complex...

[The Hen]

It's not the depth Beery.

It's what you can do with it that counts.

[Joe Guy]

On the other hand some men might want to get their hands on this.

[Timster]

It's not the depth Beery.

It's what you can do with it that counts.

The US version of that is: It's not the size of the boat that counts but the motion of the ocean.

Well that may be. But I think its just a cutsie saying for men with small dicks.

Afterall it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat...

[Sean]

Afterall it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat...

In that situation the problem may be the wizard's sleeve waterway rather than the vessel...

[The Hen]

You ARSE Sean.

I near.y spilt coffee all over my i-pad.

[Sean]

Fnarr!

I haven't heard that particular euphemism before Hen...

[dales]