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More memory girls?

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:41 pm
by Gob
The humble memory stick has been crafted to resemble everything from lego bricks, to practical bottle openers and decapitated teddy bears.

But now designers have come up with the most unusual pairing yet - a flash drive that doubles up as a sex toy. The Duet is a discreet vibrator for women that is powered by the USB port in your computer. However, it can also store up to 16GB of data. Designers Ti Chang and Michael Topolovac, from San Francisco, developed the sleek non-frilly device after hearing the most common complaint from vibrator-using women was the hassle caused by bulky charging devices.

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Mr Topolovac said: 'Two female friends were expressing their frustration over the products and shopping environments in the world of sex toys. 'I was struck by the profound gap between the quality experience women sought and what was available.'

The device is made from 'body-safe silicon and metal' with dual motors that are 'virtually silent' but provide five power levels. 'You look at it plugged into a laptop, charging, and it doesn't look anything like a vibrator,' Ms Chang told New York Daily News. She added that she had been frustrated by the 'cheap' and 'poorly made' alternatives on the market. 'Seriously, is there a more fulfilling endeavor than this? To bring pleasure to women is my way of helping to make the world a better place,' she wrote on the company's website.

According to their website at lovecrave.com the device is waterproof to up to three metres and available in three colours. The device apparently lasts for four hours on one charge. The product is being funded by CKIE, which is a crowdfunding platform. Backers who paid $75 were promised the $139 product at launch, with a similar discount for more expensive models. Nearly 300 people have backed the product.
The device will retail for between $139 and $349.

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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... z1W5SPbCuN

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:40 am
by Long Run
Gob wrote:
it can also store up to 16GB of data.


Which is about enough information to understand one woman for about one minute, which makes it about one minute smarter in that regard than the typical man.

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:27 pm
by Daisy
How much!!!!

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:25 pm
by Sean
the device is waterproof to up to three metres
Well that ought to be enough surely!

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:26 pm
by Sean
Daisy wrote:How much!!!!
16 gig Dais. ;)

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:38 pm
by loCAtek
Um, 'kay

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:46 pm
by The Hen
And if it was a man, he'd say it was 32 gig.

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:55 pm
by Gob
:funee: :funee: :funee:

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:15 pm
by Sean
The Hen wrote:And if it was a man, he'd say it was 32 gig.
Well he's not about to admit to a 3 1/2" floppy is he? :lol:

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:50 pm
by Daisy
The Hen wrote:And if it was a man, he'd say it was 32 gig.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:funee: :funee: :funee:

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:54 am
by dales
Sean wrote:
The Hen wrote:And if it was a man, he'd say it was 32 gig.
Well he's not about to admit to a 3 1/2" floppy is he? :lol:
Mine's a full 8-inch! :mrgreen:

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Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:05 am
by loCAtek

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:26 pm
by Beer Sponge
Sean wrote:
the device is waterproof to up to three metres
Well that ought to be enough surely!
I assume that is more than enough, or I'm going to develop a complex... :shock:

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:22 pm
by The Hen
It's not the depth Beery.

It's what you can do with it that counts.

:D

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:28 pm
by Joe Guy
On the other hand :D some men might want to get their hands on this.

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:36 pm
by Timster
The Hen wrote:It's not the depth Beery.

It's what you can do with it that counts.

:D
The US version of that is: It's not the size of the boat that counts but the motion of the ocean.

Well that may be. But I think its just a cutsie saying for men with small dicks.

Afterall it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat... :P :mrgreen:

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:45 am
by Sean
Timster wrote:Afterall it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat... :P :mrgreen:
In that situation the problem may be the wizard's sleeve waterway rather than the vessel...

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:04 am
by The Hen
You ARSE Sean.

I near.y spilt coffee all over my i-pad.

:lol:

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:59 am
by Sean
Fnarr!

I haven't heard that particular euphemism before Hen... :lol:

Re: More memory girls?

Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:54 pm
by dales