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Gob
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A practical joker has been banned from a Hilton Hotel for life after leaving an 'abusive' joke on its online booking system.

Software consultant Jason Payne said he never expected the tasteless comment to be seen by staff, after responding that he had a 'large snake in his trousers' to a question about pets. He said it was the only pet he had, adding 'hope that's OK'.

Mr Payne, 35, said he was surprised when the receptionist at the Hilton Hotel in Basingstoke starting laughing when he checked in on February 8, as he hadn't expected his comment to be read. 'The woman at the reception just suddenly burst out laughing hysterically and appeared very amused,' he said.

'I had no idea why and then she read the comment to me ... Her colleague then also laughed.'

However, Payne, who was staying at the hotel for the night for a friend's birthday, received an email days later, banning him for life from staying at the hotel. In her correspondence, Cathrin Wurst, the hotel's front manager, said staff had been put in an 'uncomfortable situation', and said the hotel was unwilling to accept 'abusive language'.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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:roll:

It was maybe a little juvenile, but "abusive"?

Give me a break...
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It's not like he asked them if they wanted to hold it or pet it. :D

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I don't know why but the snake comment must have rattled someone.

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6 months that manager will be gone and he can do it all over again
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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Joe Guy wrote:I don't know why but the snake comment must have rattled someone.
Such a venomous comment.

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If these puns don't stop, I'm gonna have to start kicking some asp...
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They are very boaing
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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You could terminate each poster of slithering puns, but they would just go on COBRA.

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That's enough!!

This thread is an example of what can happen when you have reptile dysfunction.

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What's a viper?


A Jewish handkerchief
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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On bad pun after another. Adder up and its a bad thread.

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I really wish you guys would stop this, anaconda I'm really tired of it...
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Little lyre!
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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I always restrain my hose with a garter.
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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If you keep this up, I'm gonna tell your mambas...
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