A male thief wearing a dress and crotchless pants attacked a Brisbane sex store worker with sex toys during a bungled burglary.
Police say the 34-year-old man forced his way through the ceiling of the store in the northern suburb of Aspley in the early hours of Saturday morning.
The female manager of the store was alerted when the man set off an alarm.
When the owner confronted the man, who was wearing a wig, dress and crotchless pants, he allegedly threw a number of sex toys at the woman.
The thief climbed back through the ceiling and onto the roof where he was arrested by police.
The Murrumba Downs man has been charged with break and enter and possessing dangerous drugs.
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Try to be inconspicuous when burgling
Try to be inconspicuous when burgling
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Try to be inconspicuous when burgling
Could you imagine how awful our lives would be if the majority of crooks had average and above IQs?
Re: Try to be inconspicuous when burgling
You mean like the ones on Wall Street, K Street and in Congress? 
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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Re: Try to be inconspicuous when burgling
Touché!
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~ Woody Guthrie ("Pretty Boy Floyd")Yes, as through this world I've wandered
I've seen lots of funny men;
Some will rob you with a six-gun,
And some with a fountain pen.
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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— God @The Tweet of God