Elf Yourself!

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No, not that - just this:

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Cookie McJingles here!
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Jingle Twinkle-Toes...

I guess rubato would be Perky Cookie Cookie
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"Pudding Sparkly Nose"?...

Not since the 80s....
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Perky Angle Eyes....
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Gob wrote:Perky Angle Eyes....
That's racist!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Well that's one slant on it?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Even more racist!
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Happy Tinsel-Shoes here!!
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
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Funny that, I've always thought of you as Happy Tinsel Shoes.

Or was that Scooter?
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Angel Eyes....
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At least I'm not Tiny Glitter-Balls!!! :shock:
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Beer Sponge wrote:At least I'm not Tiny Glitter-Balls!!! :shock:
Well, that's a matter of opinion...
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Sugarplum Glitter-Balls
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Bilbo baggins!!!!
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I think maybe you were two letters off there, wesw....
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wilbo waggins????
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w is not two letters away from b (and I didn't mean z either).
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so you are referring to B and D?

straight to the naughty list!!!!
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Gob wrote:Funny that, I've always thought of you as Happy Tinsel Shoes.

Or was that Scooter?
No, I am Jingle Floppy Feet, which is much better :-?
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Fist time I've ever met a gay guy who is happy being called floppy!
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