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come to me as a child.....

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it s being reported that phillipine security officers are required to wear adult diapers while on duty during pope francis' visit, so they won t have to leave their posts.

worshippers, priests and nuns are also encouraged to wear diapers as there is a shortage of porta potties...

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..and potty porters for that matter

Remember the old joke? Does Ronald Reagan wear briefs or boxers?

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So when he sees the crowd, he won't know if they're weeping with joy at the sight of him, or all just cranky because they're sitting in . . .
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wesw wrote:it s being reported that phillipine security officers are required to wear adult diapers while on duty during pope francis' visit, so they won t have to leave their posts.

worshippers, priests and nuns are also encouraged to wear diapers as there is a shortage of porta potties...
I believe more than a few New Years Eve revelours in Times Square were outfitted with diapers. There were very few places to relieve onesself and if you left your corral, you could not get back in.

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bigskygal wrote:So when he sees the crowd, he won't know if they're weeping with joy at the sight of him, or all just cranky because they're sitting in . . .
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"This man, he changes so many things, jos' by being there. Joo know, when first he come, I get this warm feeling, an' then as he goes away, I feel cold and uncomfortable. Mabuhay!"
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