Justin Bieber and Kanye West will have received an unwelcome surprise in the post on April Fool’s Day – with around 500,000 rubber penises being sent to them.
The lads are used to being a bit cocky but this delivery from company Ship A Bag Of Dicks won’t have left them amused.
The trolling website which invites users to send a bag of rubber willies to a friend or nemesis of their choice ran a promotion which stated that for every bag purchased, a bag would be sent to either Bieber or West.
We’re sure that the choice of celebrities is a complete coincidence and that the website are not at all implying that the guys are dicks themselves. Perish the thought.
It is estimated that around 5,000 bags would have been sent each to the men which will total a whopping half a million of mini rubber manhoods for the guys.
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What a terrible waste of resources! They should have used this service instead: http://dicksbymail.com/
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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan