A Ticking Time-Bomb

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A Ticking Time-Bomb

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The number of Americans living beyond their 100th birthday has surged nearly 44 percent since the turn of the century, a U.S. study released on Thursday showed.

Better medical care and healthier lifestyles helped to boost U.S. centenarians' ranks to 72,197 in 2014 from 50,281 in 2000, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention report said. More than 80 percent of the centenarians were female.

The numbers should keep rising, since the death rate for centenarians has fallen since 2008, noted the study's author, Jiaquan Xu. Some projections show there could be 387,000 U.S. centenarians in 35 years, he noted.

"People are more aware of their health, of the importance of staying active and eating healthy food," Xu said.

Genetic research indicates that about 17 percent of the U.S. population has traits that increase their chances of living past 100, said Dr. Thomas Perls, a geriatrician and director of the New England Centenarian Study at Boston Medical Center.

"In the early 1900s and before, people could count on losing about a quarter of their children to infectious diseases and other public health problems," Perls said.

But with improvements in fighting diseases, people who are genetically prone to live past 100 are now far more likely to survive childhood, he said.

Baby boomers, born after World War II through the mid-1960s, are likely to swell the ranks of centenarians even further, Perls noted.

The top causes of death among centenarians in 2014 were heart disease, Alzheimer's disease, stroke, cancer, influenza and pneumonia, the CDC study found.

Deaths from Alzheimer's increased 119 percent between 2000 and 2014, which Xu attributed to greater awareness of the disease, resulting in more diagnoses. (Editing by Letitia Stein and Richard Chang)
Can we as a nation sit idly by and watch as we are swallowed up by the grey-headed peril?

Soon there won't be enough Depends for all who require them and the demand for Geritol will likely skyrocket!

Why must you old people live so long?

Perhaps it is time for the "death panels" to become operational.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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No wonder $ocial $ecurity is in so much trouble. Some people just don't know when it's time to die.
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I had a lady who was 102 die the other day. She was a trip and had her hair dyed red up to the week she passed. She could no longer hear, her sight was pretty bad as well and she mostly hurt all over all the time. Another patient named Margaret is close to 100. She cries all day.

I really hope I don't live that long because even at optimal it pretty much sucks.

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Just one reason that my plan it still to eat a shotgun on my 60th birthday.
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No centenarians here in the old folk's home (assisted living facility). I think I am still the youngest person here at 80.

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Jarlaxle wrote:Just one reason that my plan it still to eat a shotgun on my 60th birthday.
From personal experience, I'd suggest that you postpone that by about a decade. (Lee [Tbird251] and Fafhrd might even suggest making that two decades; I'll let you know my take on that in a few years...)



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We need to hand out a free bottle of vintage scotch, a prime rib dinner and a box of cigars for every birthday after 99.

Make it special.


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Well, all right. I can live with that
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Jarl. BE CONSIDERATE

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Jarlaxle wrote:Just one reason that my plan it still to eat a shotgun on my 60th birthday.
Do as my old neighbor did. He sat in his outside garden with a painters tarp over him and then pulled the trigger. Suicide by gun can be so messy, he took neatness to the nth degree.
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When I was a volly a fellow volly ate a 30-30, just as we entered his apartment. It was a mess. That's why I used pills when tried to "off" myself. Didn't want to make a mess my wife would have to clean up.
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I'm very glad that "trying to off yourself" resulted in failure, oldr.

You bring a lot to this bbs and I'm sure IRL your are a stand-up guy! :ok

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Amen.

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RayThom wrote:
Jarlaxle wrote:Just one reason that my plan it still to eat a shotgun on my 60th birthday.
Do as my old neighbor did. He sat in his outside garden with a painters tarp over him and then pulled the trigger. Suicide by gun can be so messy, he took neatness to the nth degree.
I might rent a Bobcat and pre-dig a grave beforehand. (Assuming that I am still physically capable of running a Bobcat at 60.)
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