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It has long been suspected that Hitler's conquest of Europe was an attempt to compensate for a lack of potency elsewhere.


But the notorious playground rhyme about his testicles appears to have only told half the story, as a book claims the leader of the Third Reich had a micropenis.


Hitler suffered from a condition called hypospadias which left him with an abnormally small manhood, according to historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie.
Read the shocking truth here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... claim.html

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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The most common male birth defect - the urethra exits the body at the wrong place. Some are off by a small distance, others require plastic surgery to correct the misplacement. Almost all treated cases do not cause impotency; uncorrected is another matter. Best done while a baby. I was 8 & 9 years old for my two ops. Ladies have never complained - not to me, anyway :lol: And I was 3 for 3 on planned pregnancies.

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TMI :mrgreen:

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Shouldn't this thread be titled 'Limp Dicktator"?
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:D In a surgery recovery bed, but you can't keep a good man down.

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As I always say, it's not the tool... it's the mechanic.

My pet peeve is with how sex education is taught in schools. In the inner-city it's required that condom use is demonstrated by using an eggplant. However, in the suburban schools the requirement is that a banana or broomstick be used. In my mind that's just not right -- it sends out the wrong message.
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coitus interuptus ?

And I like your idea Meade about the "Limp Dicktator".

TooFunny! :lol:

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So god looked ahead with his special god-powers and said "Wow, this Hitler Guy is going to be a major serious fucker so I'd better punish him up good to make it all work out in the end. I know, I'll give him a fucked up dick which will make him ashamed of his own manliness for all time ."

Proving that god's special plan worked out in the end. Unless you are Jewish in a Catholic country like Poland, France or Ukraine in which case god fucked you up, bad.


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I m just misunderstood.

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rubato wrote:So god looked ahead with his special god-powers and said "Wow, this Hitler Guy is going to be a major serious fucker so I'd better punish him up good to make it all work out in the end. I know, I'll give him a fucked up dick which will make him ashamed of his own manliness for all time ."

Proving that god's special plan worked out in the end. Unless you are Jewish in a Catholic country like Poland, France or Ukraine in which case god fucked you up, bad.


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Unfortunately Tom, ol' rube's got such an advanced case he's built up an impenetrable resistance to the antidotes ...
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rubato wrote:So god looked ahead with his special god-powers and said "Wow, this Hitler Guy is going to be a major serious fucker so I'd better punish him up good to make it all work out in the end. I know, I'll give him a fucked up dick which will make him ashamed of his own manliness for all time ."

Proving that god's special plan worked out in the end. Unless you are Jewish in a Catholic country like Poland, France or Ukraine in which case god fucked you up, bad.

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