Texting too much to give (or take) a crap

[Scooter]

Speaking of unintended consequences:

The rise of electronic communication may soon affect your bottom line in restrooms.

A paperless world means consumers are no longer filling their recycling bins with the high-quality newspaper and printer paper necessary to make toilet paper.

The shortage has paper companies scrambling to find new paper supplies, according to a study published in Chemical and Engineering News.

Toilet paper needs pulp with long, strong fibres to be soft. Each time paper is recycled, the fibres become shorter and weaker, creating a scratchier tissue.

[The Hen]

Oh nose!

Personally, I am more worried about not having the water to flush in the future. I HATE composting toilets.

[Andrew D]

Maybe we'll see the long overdue return of the bidet ....

[Gob]

The decline of toilet paper? Another reason to keep small furry pets....

[Andrew D]

When I was at a boarding school, I was on the crapper, and a friend came in and hurled the only toilet paper out onto the deck (which was adjacent to the crapper). He wanted me to have to hobble out into public view, pants around my ankles, fetching the tissue.

He forgot only one thing.
























I was wearing his socks.

[Gob]

My "tea up the nose moment" for this morning has been sorted...

[Crackpot]

They had some nice composting toilets in Canada Last time I was camping. They weren't half bad certainly a lot better than the usual pit toilets I'm used to.

[@meric@nwom@n]

Back to Sears and Roebuck.

[Simpson5215]

Here I sit smelling vapors
some dumb ass used all the paper!

[@meric@nwom@n]

[Rick]

This:



Not This:



Just remember...

[Crackpot]

Digging you're own latrine @w?

[@meric@nwom@n]

Digging you're own latrine @w?

I am going to take the cheap shot and mock you for your grammar mistake.

You can return the favor later.

[Crackpot]

already done

[Scooter]

Not This:



Just remember...

"Leaves of three, let it be."

Drilled into our heads on every camping trip.

[Gob]

Never light a fag when you're sat on a pit toilet, and never ever drop the match into the pit below you.

Methane.

Nuff said?

[kristina]

can we assume you speak from experience...?

[Gob]

Oh yes...

[The Hen]

[Nelson from the Simpson's mode] HA Ha. [/Nelson from the Simpson's mode]

[Gob]

You could smell burned pubes for miles...